I'm about to take you out back and pull some Oklahoma on your ass.

 

You don’t know where your husband is? Maybe he is out with my husband cheating!

Teresa Giudice

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OMG KATHY WAKILE COPIED TAMRA BARNEY FROM SEASON 3 of OC

Today

My towncar service was delayed so I had to resort to public transport and the lady next to me on the bus on the way downtown was reading the latest inTouch mag with Teresa apologizing on the cover and I freaked and went crazy cuz I was so excited :)

me when everyone hates me but i just want us all to get along like family.

me when everyone hates me but i just want us all to get along like family.

tsacelebrities:

“Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills” star Lisa Vanderpump gets her ass groped by a TSA agent at LAX on March 30, 2011.

See photos at Socialite Life and Real Housewives Of Gossip.

justinwinkelman:

Kyle Richards and Taylor Armstrong film scenes for the upcoming season of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” alongside rumored new cast member Yolanda Hadid. 

justinwinkelman:

Kyle Richards and Taylor Armstrong film scenes for the upcoming season of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” alongside rumored new cast member Yolanda Hadid. 

justinwinkelman:

Seriously, when did the White House Correspondents’ Dinner become a D-List free-for-all? Lindsay Lohan? Kim Kardashian? Kris Jenner? Colton Dixon (who?)? Rachel Zoe and her husband? 

I mean, I just can’t imagine any one of these individuals is all that well-versed in politics. I imagine Rachel Zoe’s sound bite would go something along the lines of, “Oh. My. God. O.Ba.Ma. Is. Maj. Ba.Na.Nas. To. Die. For. Like, Lit.Rally. Dead. He. Is. Shut.Ting Wash.Ing.Ton. Down.” 

avivadreschersplasticleg asked
I don't want a dealdo up my ass today!

neither do i hunny